✂ voicemail --

[aspiring]

Sorry, but you've reached Billy Iketani's voicemail! I'm not here at the moment, so please leave a message. I'll get back to you as soon as I can. ♥

[Beep!]

[ooc: Just mark if it's IC or OOC. <3]

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[aimforthesun.livejournal.com]

... All right. Shoot.

[sweeperesque.livejournal.com]

Do you think you could give Matthew his birthday present for me?

[aimforthesun.livejournal.com]

[...!?]

Wait—why!?

[asllkaslasjlasjlda no—]

[sweeperesque.livejournal.com]

It's part of the fun!

[aimforthesun.livejournal.com]

... I'm going to need a better explanation than that.

[sweeperesque.livejournal.com]

[She laughs. Darn.]

It's a scavenger hunt. I was hoping you'd lend me a hand.

[aimforthesun.livejournal.com]

... For Matthew?

[DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW AWKWARD BILLY IS AROUND HIM—]

[sweeperesque.livejournal.com]

[SO WHAT?]

Yep!

[she's so excited, would you dare to dash her dreams like this-]

[aimforthesun.livejournal.com]

[... He just has a face that says he kind of wants to decline. :|;]

[sweeperesque.livejournal.com]

[... >: She notices.]

Though I guess if it's too much to ask...

[aimforthesun.livejournal.com]

[....

alsklasadasalksdla he's going to kick himself later for this, but—]

... Fine. What exactly do you want me to do?

[sweeperesque.livejournal.com]

[... he's so cuuuuuuuuuuute. She feels kinda guilty, but...]

Well, I got him a dagger in case any of the ones he has is getting rusty. I doubt it'll see use, but... [mutter mutter, why is he such a pain to shop for?]

I'll send him to you so there's no doubt that you'll run into each other sometime during the day. I just need you to wave him off with another hint in the scavenger hunt~

[aimforthesun.livejournal.com]

[Be glad that he can't read minds. :|]

... So you want me to give him the dagger and a hint? Or just one of the two?

[sweeperesque.livejournal.com]

[She's always glad for that.]

Both!

[aimforthesun.livejournal.com]

... At the same time?

[sweeperesque.livejournal.com]

During the same encounter, basically. I just need them to get to him.

[aimforthesun.livejournal.com]

Saya-chan, what exactly is at the end of this scavenger hunt?

[sweeperesque.livejournal.com]

I'm figuring that part out still. Hopefully I'll find out by the time he catches me.

[:D]

But well, once you give him the dagger, you can tell him "Saya said that's something to remind you a bit of home and a failed defense against zombies. What you need to do now is go after the biggest annoyance that showed up after the zombies."

[She laughs.]

He should understand.

[Because really, what's more annoying than a grumpy, thousand-year-old albino tsundere?]

[aimforthesun.livejournal.com]

You've... thought of the clues but not the end? Interesting priorities, Saya-chan~

[He falters slightly at the zombies part because reminder of zombies and certain deaths DO NOT WANT, but.]

Understood. ♥ I'll go write that down.

[sweeperesque.livejournal.com]

Well, sure! Wouldn't it be nice if the end was a surprise to the both of us?

[An encouraging smile~]

Thanks, Billy. I appreciate it. I figure he'd like to see you on his birthday too.

[1/3]

[aimforthesun.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it'd be even more of a surprise to him if you end up not being able to think of one at all!

You're we—

[2/3]

[aimforthesun.livejournal.com]

[... wait what did she just say—

al;sdalsklasjlaslajslasd

alslkasasd]

[3/3]

[aimforthesun.livejournal.com]

[alskdjlsalasjlaskd TOTALLY NOT AWKWARD as he looks away.]

Ahaha... I doubt it'd make a difference to him.

[sweeperesque.livejournal.com]

[.... sooooooooooo. cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.]

Really? I beg to differ. He likes to pretend he doesn't have emotions, but it'd be a pretty reassuring sort of thing, if you ask me.

[... wait. WAIT-]

Billy, when's your birthday?

[aimforthesun.livejournal.com]

[... you're getting predictable, you know. :|]

He doesn't strike me as the sentimental type.

[...]

You didn't tell me about yours until after it happened, so I've got no reason to tell you~